1. Argue with the members. It’s funny, and it gives us a better impression of what you’re like. But please don’t make comments about weight or race. That’s just not cool. 2. Respect your MODs. We are your Gods, and therefore you must love us. 3. If yOu TyPe LyKe DiS U WiLl Be AuToMaTiCaLlY rEjEcTeD! 4. Poor spelling and grammar are not acceptable under any circumstances. The same goes for bad hair. 5. 13375P34K 15 N07 PHUNIE!!11one!11! Don’t make us start a battle of the 1337. We will pwn you. 6. If you are not intelligent, go away. We don’t want that shit. 7. Please change the text of the LJ-Cut to something other than “Read More”. We hate that. 8. If you’re not over 15, don’t bother. We’ll just reject your pre-pubescent, acne covered face. 9. In order to make sure you read the rules, when you come to the question: “Your Favorite Food” answer with “Cafeteria Surprise”. 10. If you fuck up the preformatted application, we’ll ban your stupid ass.
1. Argue with each other, it’s cool. But please don’t go overboard. I don’t feel like reading 100+ comments about how you don’t like her hair. 2. If you MUST cause big drama with another member, make a separate post about it, so applicants don’t have to receive it all in their inboxes. 3. Respect your MODs. We own your souls. 4. Be as bitchy as you like to applicants, just make sure you refrain from commenting about weight and race. That’s not cool in any language. 5. If you think a member shouldn’t be here, challenge them. We like that kind of drama because we have no lives outside the intarwaeb. Seriously, we don’t. 6. Be a post whore. Be a whore.
(preformatted for your lazy asses, so don’t use RICH TEXT!)